Would-be fan: 'But what does this sketch mean?'
Me: 'It means whatever you want it to mean.'
Frustrated would-be fan: 'I do not understand your paintings! Can you please explain them?'
Me: 'I do not understand them either. I just do them because they make me happy.'
Not would-be fan: 'Do you only paint in black and white?'
Me (sneering): 'Mostly.'
A useless nobody: 'Where do you sell your art?'
Poor me: 'Nowhere.Yet?'
Misguided fan: 'Are you also a writer?'
Angry me: 'Were we not talking about my paintings?'
Excited misguided fan: 'Do you publish?'
Very angry me: 'I blog. Is that not publishing? And can we get back to the paintings!'
Adoring but still misguided fan: 'I love your blog!'
Livid me: 'That is not even a question! What about the PAINTINGS?'
Confused person: 'What kind of art do you do?'
'I will punch someone' me: 'PAINTINGS!'
Annoying, confused, useless, F'up person: 'What do your paintings mean?'
A crushed me: 'F!!'
Labels: Amolo's artworks, FAQS of art